Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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