He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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