I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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