She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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