Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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