Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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