a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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