Whod you bang
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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