sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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