Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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