so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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