So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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