if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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