I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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