I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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