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say what?
wanna hang out?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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