so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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