So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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