just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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