Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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