They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Randomize
