Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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