my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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