Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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