5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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