around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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