I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
