Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
