The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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