So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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