he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
