are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
