she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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