if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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