butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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