Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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