return my video game
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
