Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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