It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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