I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
the raccoons are back...
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