Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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