I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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