Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The convent might be a nice break from real life
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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