I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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