I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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