that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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