Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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