ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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