your thong is hanging out like whoa
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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