As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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