They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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