I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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